Now I'm hungry Earthlings-------Wait! You weren't supposed to read that...
Confused,
(And STILL hungry)
- Charlie
Charlie, the Coolest Hounder Ever. |
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As you all know school starts this week...Which means I will be left alone... Again... It's so dumb... When my owners go to work and to school they give me the boot and I have to stay outside all day long! What's the point? Can't I stay inside and chill and then at lunch they come home put me outside then bring me back in? Isn't that more convinient? Well, for me? But anyway listen to this: I love milkbones. Isn't that like, the greatest secret ever? Am I wrong? Because seriously, tell me if I'm wrong. And anyway who on this planet (which you call Earth) doesn't like milkbones? Because I know Martians don't like them but come on! They're from a planet that well, isn't this one. Milkbones!
Now I'm hungry Earthlings-------Wait! You weren't supposed to read that... Confused, (And STILL hungry) - Charlie Elmo has mail! Elmo has mail! Elmo has mail! Argioargaaaaaaa! I HATE that jingle from Sesame Street! Anyway, I need peoples volunteering for dog of the week... Or else I must paparazzi you! Seriously... I mean it! In other news my viewer status has plummeted! I know it's only been online for about 3 days but I expected better! It went from 16 (the first day) to 5 (the second day) to 1 (today)... That is just so sad... *sniff sniff* So today I need your help to tell me what you think about my site... What is the spotlight feature here? Should I put up a contest page? Post more blogs? What? I need to get all of my readers back so please! For me?
- Charlie Hey there! My peeps are eating dinner so I'm under the able waiting for scraps... I overheard that they were heading to the pool tonight. They're so weird. They like swimming when all they can see is those freaky pool lights! I mean what's the point? If you can't see anything why even bother? Well... I guess it is kinda fun when you chase the moths around the backyard even though you can't see them so you could be just chasing around nothing... Yep... Those were the days... When I actually could chase the moths and my huge belly fur and fat didn't get in the way... But that was never... BOO-HOO-HOO! I'll never be able to do that ever!
Wait! I know! I need to work out! Nah! That requires too much energy... I think I'll just stick to something else... Maybe I could sleep all of this off! Like where I woudn't eat but I would just pretty much hibernate... That would be cool... But, I don't think I would be able to do that just yet... Maybe never... Yeah that sounds good. Now go away I want to go to bed... Yawn! - Charlie Hi! Charlie here! I'm having a relationship problem and I need advice... My girlfriend (a labradoodle named Coco), is falling for another dog! His name is Yippie... Yippie is the enemy... How do I get her back on my side? Just kidding! Our relationship is actually smoother now than it has been in a long time... I do need advice on this subject though... Clothing Should I wear my sweater, hat, and scarf for the winter? Or should I just be normal? Please! I need serious fashion help!
Please help me!? - Charlie Hey! Did you guys know that the 26th is parent's day? I know right? It's kinda creepy, having a day dedicated to parents... Eeek! Who comes up with these holiday ideas? On August 2nd, It's Friends day! Now that's a holiday worth celebrating! Three cheers for whoever invented that! Bark, bark, Hooowl! Bark, bark, Hooowl! Bark, bark, Hooowl! Whew! I've been needing to get that out for a while. Ahh. Oooh! Lunch time! Gotta go! I have a date with some kibble and chopped burger! Hey my peeps! As you know, yesterday was the Fourth of July. The 4th of July rocks! Cat and the rest of her family left me at home yesterday while they went to a rockin' block party. After a while, Cat and Alex came back and let me outside to, well you know... And anyway, the people at the party were doing firecrackers and those sweet little poppy-thingies that make loud pops when they hit the ground. And I didn't know what it was, so I pelted back inside and "locked" myself in my crate, and then Cat and Alex left me in my crate. Cat came back later and took me to the party where they were doing those sweet poppy-thingies (much to close for my liking), so then Cat took me back home. Then the rest of my owners got home, and they left me at home again as they went to Auditoriom Shores to watch the fireworks there. When they came back, Mommy and Papa went back to the block party as Cat and Alex watched a movie at home and hugged me until 1:00 am, when Mommy and Papa came home. When I woke up this morning I was scared to go outside because I thought there would still be fireworks and firecrackers happening. I went outside and went... And there were no fireworks and everything went back to normal. Whew! I needed to tell someone all of that. Yay! Yay! No more scary booms! Oh no! That means no more pretty colors in the sky! :( Hey my peeps! Charlie here, but you can call me Chuck... My peeps left me home alone again today. They went ice-skating, again! Ggrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruf! Okay that's not helping anyone! Darn. (Whimper, whimper...) You wanna go outside? Oh yes I do! Do I ever so want to go outside! Get out there then puppert! I love Cat... She rocks... I'll have another group of pictures posted sometime this week. As you should all know, the 4th of July is right around the corner! Yay! Yay! Yay! The only part I don't like about the 4th of July, are the big booms... I know excactly what you're thinking! "How could he possibly not like something about the 4th of July?" Have you forgotten? I'm a dog! I still haven't figured out what the big booms are generated from! The only thing I do know about them is that: Hi guys! Humans are so weird... I just got back from cowering under a table while Cat, Alex, and Ara were hitting balloons back and forth, and diving for them! I don't think I've ever seen anyone face-planting to get anything, especially nothing as trivial as a balloon! Not worth the bruises, is what I think. But... then again, these people are very random, and... Just ... Dumb! What's wrong with them? Every time I was hit by a balloon, or when one came near me, they'd: (Blech!) I'm (cough! gag!) back! I just (hack!) came back (gurgle!) from licking Alex's feet. disgus- (choke!) -ting little boy! (cough! hack!) Okay I think all of Alex's foot germs are off of my tongue now, thank god! Hiccup! ... Darn ... |