As you all know school starts this week...Which means I will be left alone... Again... It's so dumb... When my owners go to work and to school they give me the boot and I have to stay outside all day long! What's the point? Can't I stay inside and chill and then at lunch they come home put me outside then bring me back in? Isn't that more convinient? Well, for me? But anyway listen to this: I love milkbones. Isn't that like, the greatest secret ever? Am I wrong? Because seriously, tell me if I'm wrong. And anyway who on this planet (which you call Earth) doesn't like milkbones? Because I know Martians don't like them but come on! They're from a planet that well, isn't this one. Milkbones!
Now I'm hungry Earthlings-------Wait! You weren't supposed to read that...
Confused,
(And STILL hungry)
- Charlie
Now I'm hungry Earthlings-------Wait! You weren't supposed to read that...
Confused,
(And STILL hungry)
- Charlie