Hi Charlie here! But you can call me Chuck... Today is a lazy day... I'm at home and Cat is out ice skating... *Whine* They left me here... alone... defenseless... Ohhhh! ... Squirrel! Run, run, run, run, pant, stop pant, run! I missed it! Darn! I hate squirrels... See you later my people just got home.
Walk time, okay we're getting the mail (that we haven't checked in a week) . Hi Zena! She's one of the dogs on my street, and she's really cute. Tee-hee!
No Coco! I still love you more than anything! Of course I'm not dating Zena! What would make you think that? Oh! The blog? You didn't see anything. Sorry, having a "mature" conversation with Coco, be back in a seck.
Well, this sucks. Life sucks! Coco just dumped me because she thinks I'm dating Zena! Crazy, right! And then I made up for the blog thing and the dating Zena by licking her. Then she dumped me again because she thought I was lying about not dating Zena! I just don't get girls...
- Charlie
OMG! While I was on my walk with Cat, I saw the cutest poodle EVER. A french poodle too... Black as night, well groomed, trimmed claws... Being walked on a camouflage leash, tough girl... I like that... I barked and asked her if she was free Saturday night... And she had the scariest low-pitched bark ever. Then I realized "she" was a boy. Iiiikkkkkk! I mean really! Iiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkk!!! Luckily I'm still dating Coco, my master's friend Katie's dog. She is a blonde labradoodle, so at least I get some poodle in there. But Coco is being torn between me and this other dog Yippie. Yippie lives with Coco, so she knows him better. But I think she still likes me more. I mean I'm from Mexico! I may be a little round in the gas tank but I'm hot! And Yippie's just cute... I saw a hawk in a nearby tree later on our walk, and I barked at it until I realized it was a grackle, you know, those black birds you see everywhere? So it went kind of like this: |