See you later, alligator!
|Charlie, the Coolest Hounder Ever.||
Well, last night the Express lost again. We ate at the fields. So I really don't know how that all works. The contests page was not a big hit, so I removed it forever from the site. Unless you send me spam for a couple days I won't put it back up. How's life? Mine's great. Not much to blog about today.
See you later, alligator!
Tonight Cat and her family (my owners) are going to a Round Rock Express game. Every time they go they eat at Rudy's and then go to the game they do the chicken dance and participate in all of the events there. It's a great little stadium. But every time they go after they eat at Rudy's the Express looses. Boo-Hoo! But this most recent time, they ate at McDonalds, and the Express won!
Okay this is what I think:
McDonalds - Bad for health
- Good for Express
Simple as that.
Rudy's - Really tasty food
- Bad for Express
But there was another factor... The times the Express lost they were seated on the First base side, Third base side and way up at the top basically on the roof. When the Express won, they were seated in the right field burm. ( the grass on the first base side toward thye outfield )
Yet another factor: Sometimes when the Express lost, they were with my owners work party, sometimes they just went on their own. Today they're going with my owners' work party, and with friends.
There are to many factors to keep track of.
What do you think?
This is an example of the things in this world that we can't predict and really can't help...
DON'T READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE HAPPY! It will make you sad, depressed, sluggish, angry at science, feel bad, and even cry, well you get the point... It's actually best if you don't read this blog at all... But humans have a certain sense of curiosity, and I know some of you, if not all of you, will continue reading.
My master's friend, who's name will be starred, recently was sent to the hospital. Why? Luekemia. It was very sudden. Cat told me she saw ******** at school on Monday and Tuesday. And then he just didn't show up anymore. I believe the doctor's said that he was fine Tuesday and then Tuesday night or Wednesday morning he developed a growth by his heart. Luekemia is a type of cancer... You probably knew that. For those who didn't, well, you learn something every day. He had to get that weird shot thing that they put through your arm and into your bone. Well normally, the doctor would give you some type of shot that makes you fall asleep, but they couldn't give him that shot because of the growth by his heart so he had to be concious and awake as the big fat needle went through his arm and into his bone.
It happenned so quickly that nobody could stop it. He is going through chemo therapy right now... He's only eleven. A healthy eleven year old boy, just all of a sudden developing a big growth by his heart.
This just goes to show you to expect the unexpected.
This is a true story,
When it comes to television I only want a couple of things... First, no fake doorbells, because whenever that happens I run to the door barking and there's nobody there. Second, if there's gonna be a dog on tv, make it real... Or at least real small... The small dogs are really cute... And fluffy... And sassy... Yep... Just how I like 'em.
If you're feeling down in the dumps on Wednesday night at 6:58-ish, boy do I know the thing for you, because nothing is better than watching a good, bone-crushing episode of WIPEOUT! On ABC every wednesday at 7:00 o'clock (central time). I love that show! And their theme song. But ... You know one thing about their show I like more than their theme song or their judges? I've got two words for you. No, actually three:
JACOB CRUNCHTIME MANN
Here's a video for you to watch about Jacob's amazing history on WIPEOUT.
ENJOY! Well the youtube feature on my site is acting up but here's the link:
As you all know school starts this week...Which means I will be left alone... Again... It's so dumb... When my owners go to work and to school they give me the boot and I have to stay outside all day long! What's the point? Can't I stay inside and chill and then at lunch they come home put me outside then bring me back in? Isn't that more convinient? Well, for me? But anyway listen to this: I love milkbones. Isn't that like, the greatest secret ever? Am I wrong? Because seriously, tell me if I'm wrong. And anyway who on this planet (which you call Earth) doesn't like milkbones? Because I know Martians don't like them but come on! They're from a planet that well, isn't this one. Milkbones!
Now I'm hungry Earthlings-------Wait! You weren't supposed to read that...
(And STILL hungry)
Elmo has mail! Elmo has mail! Elmo has mail! Argioargaaaaaaa! I HATE that jingle from Sesame Street! Anyway, I need peoples volunteering for dog of the week... Or else I must paparazzi you! Seriously... I mean it!
In other news my viewer status has plummeted! I know it's only been online for about 3 days but I expected better! It went from 16 (the first day) to 5 (the second day) to 1 (today)... That is just so sad... *sniff sniff* So today I need your help to tell me what you think about my site... What is the spotlight feature here? Should I put up a contest page? Post more blogs? What? I need to get all of my readers back so please!
Hey there! My peeps are eating dinner so I'm under the able waiting for scraps... I overheard that they were heading to the pool tonight. They're so weird. They like swimming when all they can see is those freaky pool lights! I mean what's the point? If you can't see anything why even bother? Well... I guess it is kinda fun when you chase the moths around the backyard even though you can't see them so you could be just chasing around nothing... Yep... Those were the days... When I actually could chase the moths and my huge belly fur and fat didn't get in the way... But that was never... BOO-HOO-HOO! I'll never be able to do that ever!
Wait! I know! I need to work out! Nah! That requires too much energy... I think I'll just stick to something else... Maybe I could sleep all of this off! Like where I woudn't eat but I would just pretty much hibernate... That would be cool... But, I don't think I would be able to do that just yet... Maybe never... Yeah that sounds good. Now go away I want to go to bed...
Hi! Charlie here! I'm having a relationship problem and I need advice... My girlfriend (a labradoodle named Coco), is falling for another dog! His name is Yippie... Yippie is the enemy... How do I get her back on my side?
Just kidding! Our relationship is actually smoother now than it has been in a long time... I do need advice on this subject though...
Should I wear my sweater, hat, and scarf for the winter?
Or should I just be normal?
Please! I need serious fashion help!
Please help me!?