Hello readers! My, my, my, you've grown! Just wanted to check in and see how everybody is doing... I feel the sudden need to know about all of your love lives in time for Valentine's Day. I guess the least I could do is tell you about mine...
I haven't seen my beautiful girlfriend Coco in person since June! It's so depressing! Luckily, both Cat and Katie (Coco's owner in case you forgot.) have Skype, so whenever they talk we try to get in a few words as well. I am so fortunate to be growing up around all of this technology, but also at the same time it's making me kind of fat. Why, just the other day I got stuck in a kiddie swing.
I haven't seen my beautiful girlfriend Coco in person since June! It's so depressing! Luckily, both Cat and Katie (Coco's owner in case you forgot.) have Skype, so whenever they talk we try to get in a few words as well. I am so fortunate to be growing up around all of this technology, but also at the same time it's making me kind of fat. Why, just the other day I got stuck in a kiddie swing.
(True story.)
I read online that people are more interested if there are photos and visuals included in long works. I guess that means you'll be seeing a lot more pictures and... about the same number of words in my new blogs.
I just realized that some dogs that are most-likely skinnier and far more attractive than me read that first part about me not having seen Coco for 7 months, 16 days, 13 hours, 17 minutes, 38 seconds and counting... Well for your information attractive male player doggies, Coco and I are doing perfectly fine. In fact, we're doing better than fine! We're doing awesome! I'm even sending her a little treat for Valentine's Day! BEAT THAT!
Can you keep a secret?
Good.
I sort of have issues.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COULD TELL?
Anyways, Valentine's Day and other romantic holidays bring out the worst in me for no particular reason. It sort of becomes a game to me. But I feel so bad for Cat. She has the biggest crush on... Mr. X, and he probably has no freakin' idea. The poor girl. I try to comfort her but I just end up falling asleep in her lap. I mean, I kind of get what she means, actually. For the longest time, Coco had no idea who I was, or she just refused to acknowledge me... Hm... I actually found a photo that pretty accurately describes the feelings I was getting from her as I dozed.
I read online that people are more interested if there are photos and visuals included in long works. I guess that means you'll be seeing a lot more pictures and... about the same number of words in my new blogs.
I just realized that some dogs that are most-likely skinnier and far more attractive than me read that first part about me not having seen Coco for 7 months, 16 days, 13 hours, 17 minutes, 38 seconds and counting... Well for your information attractive male player doggies, Coco and I are doing perfectly fine. In fact, we're doing better than fine! We're doing awesome! I'm even sending her a little treat for Valentine's Day! BEAT THAT!
Can you keep a secret?
Good.
I sort of have issues.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COULD TELL?
Anyways, Valentine's Day and other romantic holidays bring out the worst in me for no particular reason. It sort of becomes a game to me. But I feel so bad for Cat. She has the biggest crush on... Mr. X, and he probably has no freakin' idea. The poor girl. I try to comfort her but I just end up falling asleep in her lap. I mean, I kind of get what she means, actually. For the longest time, Coco had no idea who I was, or she just refused to acknowledge me... Hm... I actually found a photo that pretty accurately describes the feelings I was getting from her as I dozed.
I just feel so guilty, ya know? I lay around in her room as she Skypes Katie about him. About how they're pretty much best friends, and how they laugh and joke together at school, and how she almost had an excuse for him to come over, and how they text about random things, and how they had a Superbowl bet going... And how he's been happily dating this one girl for over a year... (Don't judge. She didn't know that when we first moved in and she met him for the first time.) The worst part is that I know all of that and I still can't do anything about it!
I would really appreciate any advice you have, that way I can tell Cat.
On a happier note, YOU are my Valentine! Yes! I have been secretly in love with you the entire time you've been reading.
But I better go apologize to Coco or it's off to the doghouse with me!
Happy early Valentine's day!
But seriously, be my valentine
- Charlie
I would really appreciate any advice you have, that way I can tell Cat.
On a happier note, YOU are my Valentine! Yes! I have been secretly in love with you the entire time you've been reading.
But I better go apologize to Coco or it's off to the doghouse with me!
Happy early Valentine's day!
But seriously, be my valentine
- Charlie