I haven't seen my beautiful girlfriend Coco in person since June! It's so depressing! Luckily, both Cat and Katie (Coco's owner in case you forgot.) have Skype, so whenever they talk we try to get in a few words as well. I am so fortunate to be growing up around all of this technology, but also at the same time it's making me kind of fat. Why, just the other day I got stuck in a kiddie swing.
I read online that people are more interested if there are photos and visuals included in long works. I guess that means you'll be seeing a lot more pictures and... about the same number of words in my new blogs.
I just realized that some dogs that are most-likely skinnier and far more attractive than me read that first part about me not having seen Coco for 7 months, 16 days, 13 hours, 17 minutes, 38 seconds and counting... Well for your information attractive male player doggies, Coco and I are doing perfectly fine. In fact, we're doing better than fine! We're doing awesome! I'm even sending her a little treat for Valentine's Day! BEAT THAT!
Can you keep a secret?
I sort of have issues.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COULD TELL?
Anyways, Valentine's Day and other romantic holidays bring out the worst in me for no particular reason. It sort of becomes a game to me. But I feel so bad for Cat. She has the biggest crush on... Mr. X, and he probably has no freakin' idea. The poor girl. I try to comfort her but I just end up falling asleep in her lap. I mean, I kind of get what she means, actually. For the longest time, Coco had no idea who I was, or she just refused to acknowledge me... Hm... I actually found a photo that pretty accurately describes the feelings I was getting from her as I dozed.
I would really appreciate any advice you have, that way I can tell Cat.
On a happier note, YOU are my Valentine! Yes! I have been secretly in love with you the entire time you've been reading.
But I better go apologize to Coco or it's off to the doghouse with me!
Happy early Valentine's day!
But seriously, be my valentine